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where?
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Ah..! There u r...
just want to say
Merry Christmas

I

I
CARE
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Bcoz
You
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MY $weet
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After an accident,

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

SANTA went to court

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

In a party a lady wanted

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :

Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.

Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

Lonesome without u,

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.

Meri Eid ka Ta'alluq Teri Deed sey raha hai

Meri Eid ka Ta'alluq Teri Deed sey raha hai
na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri

May the choicest

blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and prosperity.
EID MUBARAK

You've seen me laugh

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father's Day

M" is for the million things she gave me,

"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.

You may be

out of sight
but you're
always in
my mind.
Happy Father's Day

I luv u mom

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

MOTHER IS AN ABBREVIATION OF :-

MOTHER IS AN ABBREVIATION OF :-
M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE

Mother is the biggest gift of god

Mother is the biggest gift of god
to all human being
Believe it or not she is the real queen
she protect her child and not mean
Love u a lot mom

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Hi,

Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

Pay My Regards To Ur Father

Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p
Happy Father's day

Never apologize for how you feel,

Never apologize for how you feel,
Thats like saying sorry for being real!"

Superb Lines 4m a father's diary ever n ever-

"my sOn is my sOn till he gets a wife,
But my daughter is my daughter til d end Of my life.."

Thousands laid down their lives so

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice...
Happy Independence Day

Girls misuse it!

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what's that?
It's SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Independence a Precious gift of God.

May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

Doctor's prescription 4 u.

Doctor's prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

Bubbli got caugt on date

on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want

What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive

What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I'm Sorry For Hurting You

I Know How Angry You Are ...

I Know How Angry You Are ...
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So I Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us ...
Please Forgive Me

When things go wrong,

When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
.
.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)

:-)

:-)
:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
:-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..
[::. EiD MuBArAK .::]

If 5 seconds of smile

If 5 seconds of smile
can make a photograph more beautiful.
Then just imagine
if you keep always smiling
how beautiful your life will be.
So keep smiling !!!!!

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Sky is blue, feel this hue,

Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya...always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

my love is for you Bhaiya...always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

I am sure you are not going to

I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.

Never ever thought we will not be together this day.

Never ever thought we will not be together this day.
I am really missing you very much.
The Rakhi you send is very good,
it's looking great on my wrist.
I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year.
May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success.
Take care.
Miss You..!
P.S:If u haven't send me rakhi yet,send it immediately:p

Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)

Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)
on the Day of Id-ul-Fitr
unless he had eaten some dates.
Anas also narrated:
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!
Ramadan Mubarak

house

I
am
coming
to
ur
house
to
give
u
all
types
of
happiness
success
&
joy
plz
welcome
me
after few
minutes
U
know
I'm
Ur's....
*Ramadan*
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.

Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,

Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

Government is like a baby.

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Some men change their party

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

I offer my opponents a bargain:

if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

Devils went to Court to Prove

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

Domra salamona Laka da Afganistan ghroona,

Domra salamona Laka da Afganistan ghroona,
da Arabistan dashtoona,
da Hindustan filmoona,
da Paris Atroona,
da PAKISTAN daaloona,
da Pukhto mataloona.
Ao daase nor der der SALAMUNA.

l''l________

l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

Know the true value of time;

Know the true value of time;
snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it.
No idleness, no delay, no procrastination;
never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
(Earl of Chesterfield)

Most of us never reach the level of achievement

Most of us never reach the level of achievement
of which we are capable
because we don't challenge ourselves . . .
let us keep ourself challenging.

May millions of lamps illuminate ur life

May millions of lamps illuminate ur life
with endless joy,prosperity,health & wealth forever
Wishing u and ur family a very
"HAPPY DIWALI"

It Is Time To Feel Good,

It Is Time To Feel Good,
Time 4 Reunion,
Time 2 Share Happiness,
Time To Feel Being Loved,
Time 2 Show Ur Love,
Time 2 Live For Others And
Time To Wish For Peace.
HAPPY DIWALI. Cheeeeeers.

Two things upon this changing earth

Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ's humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

I am dreaming of white Christmas,

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.

May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday

SomeOne..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

he cross of Christ

he cross of Christ
shows us that God's love
is of deepest descent...
universal distribution and
of eternal duration. - Dr. Fred Barlow

Q: What do you call Easter

Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER

Just a friendly reminder -

Just a friendly reminder -
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

As the candlelight flame

As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.
Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.

Long live the tradition of Hindu culture,

Long live the tradition of Hindu culture,
as the generations have passed by,
Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger
lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Dashain.

Fortunate is the one

Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

As the candlelight flame,

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as Flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Halloween.

A black baby was given a set of wings by God.

A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel".
God laughed and replied,
"Nah niggah u is a bat!"
Happy Halloween

Nothing on Earth

Nothing on Earth
so beautiful as
the final
haul on Halloween night.
~Steve Almond

When witches go riding,

and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
tis near Halloween.

COMPROMISING" doesn't mean that

COMPROMISING" doesn't mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your "RELATIONSHIP"
much more then your "EGO"

We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love!

We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love!
Becoz We Lack Certain Qualites.
But
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never Love Again!

I don't know exactly

I don't know exactly
what being mature is
.
.
.
but I think when you are finally able to joke
about things that once broke your heart!
what being mature is
.
.
.
but I think when you are finally able to joke
about things that once broke your heart!

Most hurting Line by a true Love:

Most hurting Line by a true Love:
If U will leave me,
I prOmise U will cOme back Once
with ur OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES..!!

BREAKUPS Aren't Always

BREAKUPS Aren't Always
Meant To Make Up,
Sometimes They Happen To
Give You A Chance To WAKE UP

I guess that I'm da loser

Cause u hav found some1 new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over u

Be-khuloos logo'n se
Ijtinab karna hay
Mujhy apne rishto'n ka
Ehtisab karna hay
Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay
Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay

Jaankar unko, hai is baat ko jaana humne,

Jaankar unko, hai is baat ko jaana humne,
kis kadar palat-te hain yeh khud ko dost kehne wale.

I Know Your Life Can Go On Without Me,

I Know Your Life Can Go On Without Me,
That You Can Be Happy Without Me,
That You Can Survive Without Me,
But Even If You Turn Me Away,
I Will Still Choose To Stay With You,
Be Your Sweetest Stranger Forever

In a mirror

In a mirror
we find a reflection
of our appearances
But
in heart
we find a reflection of
our soul

The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.

The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.

Nothing in the nature lives for itself

Nothing in the nature lives for itself
Rivers don't drink their own water
Trees don't eat their own fruit
Sun doesn't give heat for itself
Moon doesn't ever go on honeymoon
Flowers don't spread fragrance for themselves
Moral:
Living for Others is the Rule of Nature

Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,

Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
No matter how u tried to freeze it,
it will never return to its original Shape..!

Dont Fear For Facing Failure

Dont Fear For Facing Failure
In The First Attempt
Bcoz Even Successful Maths
Also Starts With Zero Only.
~Author Unknown

Things aren't always as they seem.

Things aren't always as they seem.
Umm-e-moosa was told to throw her son in the river
Hazrat yusuf (a.s) was left to die in a well.
Hazrat maryam delivered a child alone.
Hazrat yunus (a.s) was swallowed by a fish
Hazrat ibrahim (a.s) was thrown in the fire.
Yet look at how it turned out for them, in the end.
Allah always has a better plan for us,
Things may not start off too Well,
But the ending is usually better than we except.
If today you are facing hard times,
Have faith and pray for a better tomorrow.
Miracles do happen when
You seek guidance from Allah.
For he is all-knowing,
All-wise & all-powerful.

Bright colors,

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life,

May God gift you all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of love
and all other colors you
want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

No life ever grows great until it is

No life ever grows great until it is
focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.

You can choose to be happy or

You can choose to be happy or
sad and whichever you choose
that is what you get.
No one is really responsible
to make someone else happy,
no matter what most people have
been taught and accept as true.

Never Try to Go Back And Repair The Past,

Never Try to Go Back And Repair The Past,
That Is Impossible,
But
Be Prepared To Construct The Future Which Is Predictable. . .
Have A Splendid Day =)

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

O my dear Valentine

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

Give yourself a chance,

Give yourself a chance,
Give yourself the moment,
Give yourself the freedom,
Give yourself the power,
Give yourself the confidence,
Live for today not for tomorrow,
Live the EXTREME !!!!!!!
Because you got yourself only one life... LIVE IT !!!!

Do you know that beside valentine day,

Do you know that beside valentine day,
the whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose,
have a look at the list below:-
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINES DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up

Why Does 'CUPID' Never Grow Up . . .?

Why Does 'CUPID' Never Grow Up . . .?
Because
It Symbolizes That Love Never Gets Old.
And
Why Does He Throws Arrows To The Heart?
To Remind Us That True Love Hurts ... "

Better Than A Thousand Days

"Better Than A Thousand Days
Of Diligent Study Is One Day
With A Great Teacher..."
Happy Teacher's Day

Be A Candle

Be A Candle
Be A Light
Be A Twinkle
Be A Hope
Be An Inspiration
Be A Great Teacher Forever.!
Happy Teachers Day..!

A Belated Teachers' Day

Its A Humble Request
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students."
So Plz
.
.
.
.
BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers

Wish You Happy Teachers Day !!!

Wish You Happy Teachers Day !!!
A Good Teacher Is Like A Candle -
It Consumes Itself To
Light The Way For Others :)

Why Was Snow White Given A Poisoned Apple?

Why Was Snow White Given A Poisoned Apple?
- To Show Us That Not Everyone Is Gonna Be Kind
& Not Everyone Is Really Who They Say They Are.
Why Did Cinderella Run Away At Midnight?
- To Remind Us That Everything Does Have Its Limitations, Even Dreams.
Why Did Ariel Exchange Her Fins For Feet?
- To Show Us That People Are Willing To Give Up Anything
To Be With Who They Love & To Just Be Happy.
Why Did Aurora Sleep For 100 Years?
- To Tell Us That You Might Have To Wait For Quite Some Time
For Your True Love To Come Along,
Sometimes Very Long, But Its Worth It.
Why Did Princess Jasmine Fall For Aladdin?
- To Let Us Know That What The Heart Wants,
It Wants It No Matter What.
Why Was Belle In Love With A Beast?
- To Remind Us That You Cant Really Help Whats On The Outside,
But If The Inside Is Beautiful, Then Nothing Will Stand In The Way Of Your Love

Keep your world clean and green.

Keep your world clean and green.
Save trees,Save the environment!!
Clean city,Green city!!
Happy world environment day

Let the

Let the
peace of Nature
flow in your life…..
On
World Environment
Day
and always !
————————————
Have a Great Envitonment Day
————————————-
Happy Envitonment Day 2011

The Best Environment Day Slogan!

The Best Environment Day Slogan!
Save Earth,
This Is The Only
Planet With Girls !:-)

You

Can
Make
a
World
of
Difference
Care
About
the
Environment.

7 Secrets of success

I found the answer in my room.
Roof said: Aim high
Fan said: Be cool
Clock said: Every minute is precious
Mirro said: Reflect before you act
Window said: See the world
Calendar said: Be up-to-date
Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals.

A Belated Teachers' Day

A Belated Teachers' Day
Its A Humble Request
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students."
So Plz
.
.
.
.
BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers

Wish You Happy Teachers Day !!!

Wish You Happy Teachers Day !!!
A Good Teacher Is Like A Candle -
It Consumes Itself To
Light The Way For Others :)

Why Was Snow White Given A Poisoned Apple?

Why Was Snow White Given A Poisoned Apple?
- To Show Us That Not Everyone Is Gonna Be Kind
& Not Everyone Is Really Who They Say They Are.
Why Did Cinderella Run Away At Midnight?
- To Remind Us That Everything Does Have Its Limitations, Even Dreams.
Why Did Ariel Exchange Her Fins For Feet?
- To Show Us That People Are Willing To Give Up Anything
To Be With Who They Love & To Just Be Happy.
Why Did Aurora Sleep For 100 Years?
- To Tell Us That You Might Have To Wait For Quite Some Time
For Your True Love To Come Along,
Sometimes Very Long, But Its Worth It.
Why Did Princess Jasmine Fall For Aladdin?
- To Let Us Know That What The Heart Wants,
It Wants It No Matter What.
Why Was Belle In Love With A Beast?
- To Remind Us That You Cant Really Help Whats On The Outside,
But If The Inside Is Beautiful, Then Nothing Will Stand In The Way Of Your Love

Keep your world clean and green.

Keep your world clean and green.
Save trees,Save the environment!!
Clean city,Green city!!
Happy world environment day

Let the

peace of Nature
flow in your life…..
On
World Environment
Day
and always !
————————————
Have a Great Envitonment Day
————————————-
Happy Envitonment Day 2011

The Best Environment Day Slogan!

The Best Environment Day Slogan!
Save Earth,
This Is The Only
Planet With Girls !:-)

You

You
Can
Make
a
World
of
Difference
Care
About
the
Environment.

Unknown No.1

Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?
It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!
Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?
It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question
Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
.
.
.
.
Scientific Studies Have Proved That
.
.
.
"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
.
"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

We Have Solution For All The Problems

We Have Solution For All The Problems
.
.
.
.
.
When They R Not Ours:p

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
.
Boy Thought For A While
.
.
.
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D

When Life Seems To Put Out Every Light You Have,

When Life Seems To Put Out Every Light You Have,
It Is Better to Light A Candle
Than To Complain About The Darkness.
It Is Better to Light A Candle
Than To Complain About The Darkness.

Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)

Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)
Big House But Small Family.!
More Degrees But Less Common Sense.
Advanced Medicine But Poor Health.!
Touched Moon But Neighbours Unknown.!
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind.!
High IQ But Less Emotions.!
Good Knowledge But Less Wisdom.!
Lots Of Human Beings But Less Humanity.!
Many Comedians,But None Are.. FreaKy.!

Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit

Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.
A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long
Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.

7 Secrets of success

I found the answer in my room.
Roof said: Aim high
Fan said: Be cool
Clock said: Every minute is precious
Mirro said: Reflect before you act
Window said: See the world
Calendar said: Be up-to-date
Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals.

When It Is Hard To Hide Your Tears ,

When It Is Hard To Hide Your Tears ,
Then Never Mind, Start Cutting An Onion ,
Let The Heart Cry ,
You Just Blame The Onion.

Best Relationship is

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When You Can Act Like Lovers
And Best Friends At The Same Time.

I Prefer Texting Over

I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)

Don't Blame People

Don't Blame People
For Disappointing You
Blame Yourself For
Expecting Too Much From Them..!!

If you are cold at night,

If you are cold at night,
let the promise of my
love cover you like a
'warm blanket'

Sometimes I Just Let The Music Take Me Away.

Sometimes I Just Let The Music Take Me Away.
It Blocks All Thoughts Of The Problems
I Have In Reality!

A successful marriage is based

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart.

Thinking of you
and the good times we spent
make me smile!
Happy birthday to a friend who is always
close to my heart.

and the good times we spent
make me smile!
Happy birthday to a friend who is always
close to my heart.

When You Plant The

When You Plant The
Seeds Of Patience,
All You Harvest Is
Sweet Fruits Of Happiness,
Love N Care
Million Smiles On Those
Million People Who Cares For You

Trust a person to the extent

Trust a person to the extent
that he feels guilty to cheat you
Love a person to the extent
that he fears to loose you!

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

Three Skeletons Talking ..

1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World .
2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World .
3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-)
Skeleton Shocked :-p
Humsafar Rocked

I want to forget all the times

when we were together,
Bot because I doesn't love her,
Because it hurts too much to remember... :(

I still feel that writing a

I still feel that writing a
"Love Letter"
In your own hand writing
is more romantic n Precious
than E-mails & SMS

The ability to feel pain

is not a weakness, it's a strength.
And those who can endure it, are stronger.

is not a weakness, it's a strength.
And those who can endure it, are stronger.

Exam sms / exam text messages, exams sms, examination sms , best of luck for exam sms , exam

Exam sms / exam text messages, exams sms, examination sms , best of luck for exam sms , exam messages , exam wishes sms , exam sms jokes , exam sms messages , exam result sms , funny exam sms, and a lot of exam wishes sms messages for students in English.

Latest Father's day sms messages collection contains papa sms, dad sms, Father's day text

Latest Father's day sms messages collection contains papa sms, dad sms, Father's day text messages, father sms, fathers text, father message, fathers day message, father messages, message for father, message to father, and Fathers day sms greetings & wishes messages. Father's day is celebrated on 3rd Sunday of June.

Flirt sms / for flirty peoples loving to send flirty messages, flirty text messages, flirt text, flirt

Flirt sms / for flirty peoples loving to send flirty messages, flirty text messages, flirt text, flirt messages, flirting sms, flirt message, flirty text message, flirt sms messages, text message flirt, flirting text messages, flirty sms messages or love to have txt flirt.

Everybody have his/her own circle of friends, some of them are true friends and some of them becomes the

Everybody have his/her own circle of friends, some of them are true friends and some of them becomes the best friends for life. As the friendship grows we keep exchanging gifts, sending Friendship Quotes SMS, Friendship Messages, Friendship / Friend quotes, Friendship / Friends Poem and always keep searching for a heart touching Best Friend Quote,urdu or hindi friendship sms or Fest Friend Poem to pickup and send to our friends.
Friendship day is celebrated on the first sunday of August every year, so the upcoming Friendship day 2011 is on 7 August 2011. You may wish to celebrate & send out tons of friendship sms / friendship text messages to your best friends as well as old forgotton friends.
Here we have gathered a nice collection of friendship sms messages in english, hindi & urdu, that you can rate, pick and send to your friends.

World Environment Day (WED) is a day for awareness of the environment and enhances political attention and

World Environment Day (WED) is a day for awareness of the environment and enhances political attention and public action. It is on 5 June.
Peoples search & shares World Environment Day SMS, World Environment Day Slogans, World Environment Day Themes, world environment day 2011 slogan, world environment day 2011 themes, , and world environment day messages to spread awareness about it within their friends circle.

Teachers day is celebrated around the world on different dates. World Teachers' Day aim is to mobilise support

Teachers day is celebrated around the world on different dates. World Teachers' Day aim is to mobilise support for teachers as well as appreciating Teachers.
We have compiled a great list of teachers day sms messages to be shared on this event, you can find these by teacher sms, teachers day sms, happy teachers day sms , teachers day sms messages , teachers day special sms, teachers day greetings, quotes for teachers day and teachers appreciation messages.

This category offers sardar sms jokes, sardar sms, sardar jokes, hindi sardar jokes, funny sardar jokes

This category offers sardar sms jokes, sardar sms, sardar jokes, hindi sardar jokes, funny sardar jokes etc.

Independence Day SMS messages!. Independence SMS, Independence Messages, 14 August SMS

Independence Day SMS messages!. Independence SMS, Independence Messages, 14 August SMS for Pakistan Independence Day and 15 August SMS for Indian Independence Day. Dont hesitate / forget to send Urdu / Hindi independence day sms, Independence SMS, 2011 Independence day SMS, Independence day messages, happy Independence day sms, pakistan Independence day sms,sms on Independence day,sms for Independence day,indian Independence day sms,Independence day msg,happy Independence day greeting to your friends / family.

Here is an awesome collection of Rakhi SMS! for the event of Raksha Bandhan.

Here is an awesome collection of Rakhi SMS! for the event of Raksha Bandhan.

Rakhi is tied by sisters to brother on the event of Rakhsha Bandhan celebrated in India on 13 August 2011. The collection includes free Raksha Bandhan messages, Raksha Bandhan SMS , Raksha Bandhan Quotes , Rakhi msgs, funny Rakhi SMS , Rakhi messages , Raksha Bandhan wishes , Rakhi greetings SMS for both bhaiyas and behnas , cute and funny Rakhi sms, Rakhi sms for brother / bhai / boys (ones you don't like),2011 Rakhi sms, Rakhi SMS for sisters / behan / girls and more humorous as well as decent Rakhi SMS messages collection by sms4smile.com

Collection of slightly adult sms jokes & text messages. Some popular searches for such types of sms

Collection of slightly adult sms jokes & text messages. Some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes adult sms jokes, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, funny adult sms, adult sms messages, Latest / New adult sms, adult messages, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms collection

Latest / New precomposed anniversary sms / text messages collection. Some popular searches includes

Latest / New precomposed anniversary sms / text messages collection. Some popular searches includes anniversary sms, marriage anniversary sms, happy anniversary sms, wedding anniversary sms, anniversary poems, anniversary ideas, anniversary quotes, short cute anniversary poems, free anniversary poems, happy wedding anniversary sms greetings messages & quotes etc...

eachers Day Is Celebrated In:

eachers Day Is Celebrated In:
India = 5 Sept
Pakistan = 5 Oct
China = 10 Sept
Germny = 5 Oct
Srilnka = 6 Oct
Malasiya = 16 May
Newzilnd = 29 Oct
Brazil = 15 Oct

India = 5 Sept

India = 5 Sept
Pakistan = 5 Oct
China = 10 Sept
Germny = 5 Oct
Srilnka = 6 Oct
Malasiya = 16 May
Newzilnd = 29 Oct
Brazil = 15 Oct

If she's an apple & you're an orange,.

If she's an apple & you're an orange,
celebrate your differences,
Make a great fruit salad
Love isn't about being the same,
It's about being sweet with each other.

Three words that can change A woman's mood for Almost an entire day: "Good Morning Sweety / Beautiful"

Three words that can change
A woman's mood for
Almost an entire day:
"Good Morning Sweety / Beautiful"
A woman's mood for
Almost an entire day:
"Good Morning Sweety / Beautiful"

Real love is not based on romance,

Real love is not based on romance,
Candle light dinner
and
walks along the beach.
In fact, it is based on
Respect,
Compromise,
Care
and
Trust

Keep smiling

Keep smiling
And
One day life will
Get tired of upsetting
You

It's Sad When You Have Already

It's Sad When You Have Already
Learned To Be A Part Of Someone's Life
&
You Just End Up Being Strangers!

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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.
.
OF THEM..:-P

5 Love Facts

5 Love Facts
1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body.
-It's not love, it's a LUST
2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life.
-it's not love, it's and admiration
3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave.
-it's not love, it's PITY.
4-If it's because she makes u forget 2 study and sleep.
-it's not love, it's infatuation.
5-Love - is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to dat person..
(Love has its reason, and that reason is unknown!)

If she's an apple & you're an orange,

If she's an apple & you're an orange,
celebrate your differences,
Make a great fruit salad
Love isn't about being the same,
It's about being sweet with each other.

Three words that can change

Three words that can change
A woman's mood for
Almost an entire day:
"Good Morning Sweety / Beautiful"

Real love is not based on romance,

Real love is not based on romance,
Candle light dinner
and
walks along the beach.
In fact, it is based on
Respect,
Compromise,
Care
and
Trust

Keep smiling

Keep smiling
And
One day life will
Get tired of upsetting
You

It's Sad When You Have Already

It's Sad When You Have Already
Learned To Be A Part Of Someone's Life
&
You Just End Up Being Strangers!

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425 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

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Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don't Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
OF THEM..:-P

5 Love Facts

5 Love Facts
1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body.
-It's not love, it's a LUST
2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life.
-it's not love, it's and admiration
3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave.
-it's not love, it's PITY.
4-If it's because she makes u forget 2 study and sleep.
-it's not love, it's infatuation.
5-Love - is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to dat person..
(Love has its reason, and that reason is unknown!)

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5 Love Facts

5 Love Facts
1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body.
-It's not love, it's a LUST
2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life.
-it's not love, it's and admiration
3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave.
-it's not love, it's PITY.
4-If it's because she makes u forget 2 study and sleep.
-it's not love, it's infatuation.
5-Love - is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to dat person..
(Love has its reason, and that reason is unknown!)

5 Love Facts

5 Love Facts
1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body.
-It's not love, it's a LUST
2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life.
-it's not love, it's and admiration
3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave.
-it's not love, it's PITY.
4-If it's because she makes u forget 2 study and sleep.
-it's not love, it's infatuation.
5-Love - is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to dat person..
(Love has its reason, and that reason is unknown!)